[Intro]

[Verse 1]
After pissy alleyway, side to the burnt building
Heroin addicts and the rats are the size of small children
Chilling with a stinky ass dirty ham ho
Fat wigger white chick grinding me, giving me a lapdance to Luchini Camp Lo
My ex-girl mama used to call me white Sambo
I'm like, "bitch, I'm an artist, call me Vincent van Gogh"
I get Louis Farrakhan dating a platinum blonde
I get skinheads bowing to Mecca and praying to Islam
I can't afford Dre, Swizz Beatz, or a Timbaland track
But I can rip any rapper with just a kick and a handclap
I punch fans, I punch kids, I punch females, I punch cops
I spit punchlines, I don't need to punch clocks
Hip hop, I'm the verbal resurrection, you a sell-out
Take them tight pants off and take the gerbil out your rectum
How you gone flip the script without having a premise?
I'm a hooligan like James Caan's son with Alan The Chemist
You could get your teeth tooken out without having a dentist
I'm a white man dingo, the white black African menace
My background dancers are both wack
Drunk as shit doing the Pee-wee
They look like Joeski Love on crack, do it

[Chorus]
Welcome to the fun house
The fun house (what)
La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody, nobody
Welcome to the fun house
The fun house (what)
La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody
[Verse 2]
Yo, welcome to the world of the diseased, the disgusting
The death, the destruction, my world you get eaten up in
Stomping and murking them, I'm on a train like Colin Ferguson
Bringing the sleng teng riddim Ninjaman, I murder them
My trailer load a girls like Shabba
You fucking with them tranny bitches
Your girl got testicles, an Adam's apple, look like Gaga
I'm one of the best, my flow more fatal than the
Slug that Marvin Gaye Sr. put in his son's chest
Apocalyptic when I'm popping the biscuit
Unpopular, they won't be happy till I get shot, it's horrific
What is you bitches smoking the rock or you sniff it?
Slobbering cock when you hop on the block and you visit
Fuck it, any topic I'll rip it
Hit presidents with my shoe, that's how I do
Pork swallowing, I make bacon outta the swine flu
I'll throw my dick to any female, I got so many bumps
Blind bitches could touch my dick and read Braille

[Chorus]
Welcome to the fun house
The fun house (what)
La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody, nobody
Welcome to the fun house
The fun house (what)
La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody
Welcome to the fun house
The fun house (what)
Welcome to the fun house