[Chorus: Marcella Puppini]
I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
I am so damn hot
Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dup
Pa doo-dn dup pah powm
Doom dweh deh doom dweh deh doom bwoh bweoom aaww aaww

[Verse 1: R.A. the Rugged Man]
Nefertiti queen in a dream
Exotic mix African-Swedish-Philippine starlet from the silver screen
Perfect from her painted toes to every last eyelash
High class, she’s a taste of arsenic in your wine glass
Femme fatale, put the blame on Mame, Rita Hayworth
She was worshipped by men the moment that her mother gave birth
Vixen, dark shadow on the wall, Nosferatu
If she spots you and she wants you, she already probably got you
Cherry lipstick, reckless living, the best description
Her body got curves that deserve their own geometric system
Garter belt, deadly red stiletto heels, don’t trust it
Long legs, Lana Turner style, film noir seductress, the greatest

[Chorus: Marcella Puppini]
I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
Yes, I’ve got you, Pop
Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dup
Pa doo-da dep pep peowm
Oobla doo ba fey oo dn doh deh wah wah
I’m the greatest , I’m the greatest
I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest
[Verse 2: R.A. the Rugged Man]
Yo, the dame got to me, she wanted diamonds but not monogamy
She’s rich from a past husband’s life insurance policy
This mystery chick is risky, she chewed me up and spit me and tossed me like a frisbee
The goddess had her claws in me
I treated her great but then she told me we needed a break
Shattered my Heart of Glass like a Blondie-Puppini remake
Now she's in punch-drunk in love and humped up with bums in clubs
And cheap-ass chump thugs and punk scrubs that run drugs
Those bastards are lying, they ain’t satisfying as I am
Now she’s knocking on my door, wiping her mascara, crying
Get lost, I’m usually down to earth and I usually never brag
But the truth is, girl, I’m the greatest thing you ever had (Ha!)

[Chorus: Marcella Puppini]
I’m the greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
The greatest thing you’ll ever have
I am too damn hot
Skiddlee doo plee up doo dup doo dup doo dup doo dah
Pa doo doo dap pap pfay
Um fa fa fe fa pfweuuuuuuum
I’m the greatest , I’m the greatest
I’m the greatest, I’m the greatest

[Outro]
Ba doo ba up, sep deed ah
Dlap deh da oh ba dip pfef aaaw
Pfa do ba dep bfap fdey ba dee dey ba pfo pteh
Sap boh phah lalyoo pha pha deed dah
Fap dle dap dadn ba pap pah
Pfuf feh, pha oh, boo dep pha
Phoo pha dee ba dit de doo phee um dlah dlah dlah dah deh