[Chorus]
You ain't nothing but a (dog)
Every man I know is a (dog)
All ya gonna be is a (dog)
You ain't nothing but a (dog)
Ooh!

[Bridge 1: Snagglepuss]
In the courtroom (Red Bandit) takes the stand
Snagglepuss, (Mackwell), (Positive)
(And Pudgee Tha Phat Man) all stand guilty as charged
And the only alibi is all men are dogs

[Verse 1: Pudgee Tha Phat Man]
Well I'mma say "roof" cause I'm a motherfuckin' K-9, It's play time
I don't fight fair, I'm aiming for below the waistline
There's been enough "zoom zoom in your poom poom"
You seen more dicks than the football team locker room
You be talkin', that Whip Appeal can't hurt me
I'll fuck you 'til your pussy is Raw like Eddie Murphy
You know, I really like that funky sensation
But when I see some of you bitches I'd rather practice masturbation
Let's get together, yo, whatever, whenever
I do more fuckin' than TLC and Mary J. Blidge put together
Now let's get it on, I turn that mortherfuckin' pussy off AND on
Pudgee Tha Phat Man and I'm a dog
[Verse 2: Positive K]
I know what I am, I know my place and that's a fact
Why you think I always wanna hit you from the back?
On all fours, I got you on your paws
I never in my life heard so much (oh lords!)
Yo you call me a hound 'cause I Get Around like 2Pac
What's the beef if I wanna get my boots knocked?
I'm barking on chicks
I'm stuffing dicks in female hounds, that's how I get down
Ayo Snag' I could never be a fag
My dick is like a spliff: chicks always want to take a drag (ha)
But now I'm on trial with a bunch of bitches tryna send me up on the Isle

[Verse 3: Snagglepuss]
Ladies & gentlemen of the court I confess
I start to get stressed when I see a tight dress
One night each, dig it, bounce, then I'm leavin'
But for now, off with your shirt (that means I'm lickin' tittes, even)
But Valentine's Day ain't my time of the year
So ya like Italians? Ah, "get tha fuck outta here"
Now run, tell ya wife and ya daughter
Red Bandit and the Nighthawks'll chase her to the border
"Snagglepuss! This position's ridiculous"
Is what the chicks say when I tickle their clitoris
I'm nasty, baby, yeah ya know
So sit me down and lick me down real low
(dog!)
[Verse 4: Red Bandit]
I put ya all in a row-ney, now that's a real to a phony
Give a bitch dick and give her hips since she bony
It's not the fact I'm conceited that you all gets treated
Beat-ed, up on my Sealy Posturepedic
Barbra Streisand couldn't tell you The Way We Were
'Cause I just split your heart as if I was Caligula
I smother the butt like gravy, and I'mma sing a song to ya lady
And it go like this, it go "Baby, I got you baby
I said 'baby, I got you'"

[Verse 5: Mackwell]
Hello, boo, yes I'm schemin' on what I'm seein'
And I'm fiendin' to give you a gut full of semen
The Hurricane Humper splits that ass like Moses did the sea
It's just the pit bull in me
Now it's off with your shirt, it won't hurt but it'll tickle
I'll be suckin' nipples like my man Fred be suckin' Rumple
From the bottle, slow up
You're not Russell, why Rush
I'll Def Jam you from the back and turn ya Redman
I'll slide behind, Jamaican Wine
Rub-A-Dub, like R. Kelly we can Bump N' Grind
And when I'm through I won't brag or boast, I just grab my coat
She screams "Praise the lord! (A-men!) Holy Ghost!"

[Half Chorus]
You ain't nothing but a (dog)
All ya gonna be is a (dog)

[Bridge 2: Raggedy Man]
In the courtroom (The Notorious Big) takes the stand
(Puba), (Granddaddy), and the Raggedy Man
All stand guilty as charged
And the only alibi is all men are dogs

[Verse 6: Raggedy Man]
Call me the Raggedy Man of the gravity band
I drop a midnight vibe without a strategy plan
Got people sippin' off my style cuz it's mo' fat than Similac
With the straw stickin' through their missin' tooth gaps
It's hardly understandable
How smokin' weed can turn me to an animal
And make me eat pussy like a cannibal
And for the ones livin' in serenity
I keep a ski mask on my dick and rob you for ya damn virginity
Ya Sleepin' With the Enemy 'cause Attractions are Fatal
I give young girls the blues when my Hand Rocks the Cradle
And start to dream of fuckin' Marsha Brady when I'm high
And wake up singin' [imitates The Brady Bunch - Time To Change]

[Verse 7: Granddaddy I.U.]
(Yo Daddy you got) A thick 12 inches of dick for your ho cakes
When I dispense em, I drop jizzum like snowflakes
And now I got ya jockin' a lot, I'm knockin the twat
And whatnot, gettin' ya got 'cause baby I got
"Sperm, that jingle jangle jingle"
Free and single, let's mingle
See, when it come to fuckin' I don't play
When I slap meat to them butt cheeks freaks be like "hey"
'Cause I'mma give it to ya like a mack with a kick
And a smack, lay ya down and dig a hole through your back
And when I'm finished rippin' them guts bitch
You can get the almonds, cashews, pecans, nuts

[Verse 8: The Notorious B.I.G.]
Notorious is glorious in the sack, hit skins from the back
Put my thumb up in the ass crack
Brooklyn freaky n***a with the most stuff
I’m Jesus pops, Mary just blame Joseph
You should see her drink the semen, she suck a mean one
Even the three apostle’s was scheming, see when
Big fuck a bitch, Big duck a bitch quick fast
Dick to ass, don’t hesitate to split fast
You know what’s up, here’s a quarter and a buck
My steps is kinda creaky, try not to wake my moms up
Cause when I bust, I lick shots like a shotty
That's why nut is glistening all over your body

[Verse 9: Grand Puba]
Ain't no motherfuckin' shame in the game
See, I love to hit the stinkbox
One whiff of the ass turns my dick to a hard rock
And I wrap it up in foil, held in place with a coil
I tear that ass up and take a bath of Muslim Oil
Then it's ABC, you're nut's over with
Go and find some friends and then I'm back up in some other shit
Shortys constantly ask what's wrong with me
But every time I see a piece of ass it keeps calling me
'Cause it "Ain't no Jimmy like the one I got
Grand Puba sticks you better"
I tear shit apart, rock a ass 'til she farts
Tie her stomach into knots, pop her cherry like a tart
And I don't stop being a (dog)