President T
Straps Outside
[Skit]
"Prez, Prez, what's going on Prez? You cool?
Yeah man, you cool?
"Been running after you for ages man, boy, I saw you from miles away
I thought, "It's Prez, I've got to catch you", listen anyway
To cut a long story short, I was walking past your yard the other day man
A couple man out there talking some stuff about how they're going to do something"
Oh yeah? Who?
I dunno, like 5, 6 man who had baseball bats, spanners, crowbars, you know, knuckledusters and all that
Like, what's going on Prez, really?
Nuttin's going on, but when you see them again - tell them from me, something's going to go click clack!

[Chorus:]
Come to my house with talk?
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Come to mine, you'll need more than a garden fork
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Better make...

[Verse 1:]
Come to my house with talk and chat, you'll pay the price, including VAT
Come to my house with talk and steam, you'll pay the price
"Can I get the best advice?"
I've been too busy adding up numbers, and I ain't talking dice
Never had problems talking nice
Can I remind you please, don't ever come to my place of rest
If you do, come with a plate on your chest
I don't care who your bredrin's popped, I'll see man dive on the floor when the window's dropped
"Prez, I heard your heart skip two beats"
But it ain't stopped, CD copped
[Chorus:]
Come to my house with talk?
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Come to mine, you'll need more than a garden fork
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Better make...

[Verse 2]
Better make sure you got straps
When you operate, don't leave any gaps, I was the SatNav without the maps
Ok, chill, soundboy relax
I will drop man with these bars, kill off (collapse)
Danny Doe Boy Smith don't drink too much, rated his nephew, they make you think too much
Nah, never going to see any straps outside
Don't be a victim of your own pride
I was on probation, now I'm the pro nationwide
I went for bail, it was denied
Now I'm the king, but I ain't looking for no bride

[Chorus:]
Come to my house with talk?
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Come to my lawn, you'll need more than a garden fork
Better make sure you got straps outside
(Straps outside, straps outside, straps outside, straps outside)
Better make...