And now I'm trying to decide
If I feel dirty at all
'cause it gets hard to tell
It's never just black and white
She's got a mind of her own and she uses it well
So she invites me over outside Villanova
She's got some pull-out sofa that we won't hardly need
She is only drinking soda, revving up that motor
Got places we could go to, but I still won't believe

That she's only gifted
When I'm sleepin' by her side
She goes unassisted
And I start to relax as I cut her some slack

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So get up, I gotta go to work
Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk
And it's a set-up, I gotta change my clothes
Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows
What I've done and what I'm gonna do again

And in the middle of the night
I have a breakdown of sorts with regret creeping in
She's gonna put up a fight
And she will get her way, 'cause she loves sleeping in
So I need someone to side with when she begins confiding
And I cannot provide it cause I'm endlessly cold
She says she's so excited to play some groom and bride
With me but I'm undecided so I need to be told

That she's only sinking
When I'm sleeping by her side
With a change of thinking
I could pull us away even just for a day

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She grows impatient to change my tune
She's getting older and legal soon
And I wasn't ready to start out and go upsetting
Some girl that I'd be forgetting
By the time the cops came by that afternoon
And I try to decide as she pulls me aside
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