[Verse 1]
Staring at the mirror on the steamy bathroom wall
Eating a Noddemix
As the people are running, the highrise starts to fall
While she neatly wipes her lips

[Chorus]
The reporters pick up their pads and pens as they rush to the scene
And the cameras wink on the gory views, how the editors agree

[Verse 2]
Putting on her makeup, she glances at the clock
Next she'll paint her nails
The train has collided, the driver didn't stop
As she slips onto the scales

[Chorus]
The reporters pick up their pads and pens as they rush to the scene
And the cameras wink on the gory views, how the editors agree

[Verse 3]
Looking for her car keys, she finds them in her shoe
Lift the magazine from the floor
That long-ago mystery has revealed another clue
As she quickly shuts the door
[Chorus]
The reporters pick up their pads and pens as they rush to the scene
And the cameras wink on the gory views, how the editors agree

[Outro]
Yeah, man, they just pulled over now
And it looks like it's gonna be an all-night job tonight, you know
If you could send a few cars, it would sure help a lot
And I should sip wine in front of the TV tonight
Because there's a program I wish you to see
I'll start making a few inquiries already
Okay, that's all for now