[Intro: Dennis McGaming as Announcer]
BiG bRaIn RaP bAtTlEs Of YeS
PolitikZ
Versus
Gigachad
Begin

[Verse 1: dabrownpenguin as PolitikZ]
I got a Glock in my pocket
Like a sock on my cock
It’s from my block
Shocking how you suck
I mock how you walk
Writing bars like Bach
You jock, you blew up like Iraq
Yet I put you in a lock like Rock
You have a steroid addiction
Get destroyed with friction
I avoid you, your face is fiction
You look unemployed, bitch, that’s my prediction
Real hip hop is enjoyed, you’re just a restriction
I just joined a fucking WorldStar subscription
You look annoyed boy, your girl won’t do your favourite position?
Get punched by Floyd into a void, and make that an addition
To your devoid resume, you anthropoid condition, yeah
[Verse 2: Jason117 as Gigachad]
Today's voice box day, so I'm going to rap you to the gym
Do you really think you can beat this chad?
Well, you ain't stand a chance, lad
My rhymes ain't repetitive
And you're not an elective
You're not a politic, you're a rapper
So head back to SoundCloud and carry on posting shit
Cuz you ain't welcome in this music industry, twit
You think you're so cool? You're not even from the hood
It doesn't matter if you wear a hood
Just admit it, you ain't cool
A cock in your sock should give you some arm muscle
But you've got a sticky sock
Your Glock ain't work
These abs are real, no steroids required

[Verse 3: dabrownpenguin as PolitikZ]
Nice bars, Did you get a ghostwriter?
My bars are brighter
You’re a Drake biter
My face is whiter
Cuz the white boy wrote
I’ll hang you on a boat
By using your throat as a coat
Cuz I’m the GOAT
You better take note
You better take note
I’ll shoot you with my gun
I’ll shoot you with my gun
I’ll shoot you with my gun
I’ll shoot you with my gun
So many times that you will run
I have ten followers on SoundCloud
I’m so fucking great
Because of your weight
You think you qualify to mate and date
You don't, bitch, even I have higher chances of that
[Verse 4: Jason117 as Gigachad]
Did I say the gun won't work, or is your brain as small as your muscles?
Do you think you're so cool, cuz you got ten fucking followers on SoundCloud
While I'm an international memelord
Well, that's enough, I'mma beat your ass a second time
You goofy as shit, why are you tryna look so cool?
While I'm standing here so hot, hot, hot
Your rapping sucks, you're barely past SoundCloud and Spotify
You're not even real, just a character
So why don't you get a life before you challenge me?
Cuz you're battling an international memelord
You should be giving up before you feel burned
This is a workout considered done

[Verse 4: Jason117 as Gigachad]
I'm a better way, then you'll ever be
My song is more popular than any of your songs will ever be