Damn, another year, another failed resolution
I gotta start setting more realistic goals for myself
(Hovey Benjamin made this beat)

This year I'm tryna watch more porn (Porn)
Really, I'm just tryna watch more porn (I give up)
Put a padlock on my bedroom door (Padlock)
I ain't even tryna smash no more (Smash)

I got them tissues (Tish)
Got that lotion (Losh)
Ain't no issues (Yeah)
When im stroking (Stroking)

Won't be stressing (Stress)
Got no elections (Nah)
Don't need no action (Nope)
Just a distraction

Last year, I tried to improve my life (Ooooh)
This year, I just feel dead inside (Ooh)
I'm just gonna occupy my mind
As long as it's not that one camera angle from behind (Balls)

Now, I'm watching amateur
And professional (Ooh)
But I don't like (Yeah)
That one angle (Gross)
And those close ups (Close)
I'm like ooh wow (Wow)
Too much detail (Ah)
They should zoom out (Zoom out)

I give up, yeah
I don't care what people think of me
I ain't using private mode or clearing browser history

You know, at its core, this is a song about giving up on life
But if you aren't giving up, one thing to try is to watch less porn
'Cause it could improve your relationships and your mental health