I, I, I, I, I, I had sex
With, with, with, with your mom
It was great
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, it was intense
She, she, she, she, she made me wait

Till the 2nd date
Old fashioned, hey
She a classy lady
So I stayed patient

Then I finally smashed
I was like oh my god
She a sex god
She a damn queen
She gonna break my heart in two

I’ll do anything
Anything it’s true
I’ll buy wedding ring
If that’s really what she wanna do
I hear angels sing
Every time your mom walks in the room
What I’m tryna tell you, bruh, is that I think your mom is cool

Hey, I really like your mom and I think she likes me back
Matter fact, it’s a fact, so just please get used to that
And I know that you my homie so I hope this isn’t weird
Cuz I’m here - we can both sit down and talk this out for real
I, I, I, I, I, I had sex
With, with, with, with your mom
It was great
I, I, I, I, just hope we can stay friends
Why, why, why should we let it get in the way?

We should still be friends
Even though I smashed your mom
Friendship should not end
Even though I smashed your mom
We should still be friends
Even though I smashed your mom
Friendship should not end
Friendship should not end