[Verse 1: Hovey Benjamin]
Only way that you could ever be better than me is if it was on Opposite Day
Take everything that you normally do and bro you gotta do it the opposite way
Hovey is trash, Hovey can't rap, he don't got no slaps on Opposite Day
You'll never defeat me, you'll never compete with me, homie, cuz it is not Opposite Day

[Chorus 1: Hovey Benjamin]
Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day
Really though, you gonna need you a miracle, you better hope and you better pray
Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day
I don’t believe in Opposite Day so you better get the fuck outta my way

[Verse 2: Hovey Benjamin]
I like you
That’s what I would say
If it was opposite day
But that shit is fake
I can tell you wanna get on this track
We not doing that
You need a vocal coach fast
Cuz your voice sounds like ass

[Interlude: News Anchor]
Opposite Day: just a myth? Today, top government scientists have predicted that a fundamental shift in the earth’s magnetic poles will result in what can only be described as Opposite Day

[Verse 3: HiDef the Chef]
Holy shit, wow
I can’t believe
It actually happened
It’s Opposite Day
I made this beat
I have big feet
Everything seems to be going my way
That one girl from high school
Totally likes me
Now is time she might give me a chance
She don’t remember
The homecoming dance
When I ran away crying
'Cuz I shit my pants

[Chorus 2: HiDef]
Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day
I got this feature based off of talent
Shout out to Hovey not making me pay
My voice is great
My voice is great
Got 24 hours
Of sounding this way

After this song
My voice goes away
And I can’t even make up a rhyme
Shit...