Theo’s Logic

by Daniel Amos

[Verse 1]

He said I wasn't going to heaven

Then I'll see him down in hell

I thought I was going to heaven

Now it's very hard to tell

[Chorus 1]

I hold these views, but I get no respect

Theo says that's not theologically correct

[Verse 2]

My grandmother's up there waiting

She spoke to me one night

She said "there are millions of us praying

That you will be alright."

[Chorus 1]

I hold these views, but I get no respect

Theo says that's not theologically correct

[Verse 3]

Jesus spoke to me only once

Audibly for sure

When I was down on my luck

He offered me the cure

He said, "This trial is over"

I haven't heard that voice since then

We both agree I'm a sinner

And what happens in the end

[Chorus 1]

I hold these views, but I get no respect

Theo says that's not theologically correct

Here we go! Here we go! Waaa!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]

Had a quarter in my pocket

I pumped way too much gas

Like those bread and fishies

My little quarter turned to cash

[Chorus 1]

I hold these views, but I get no respect

Theo says that's not theologically correct

Down!

[Verse 5]

I said that God's a mystery

So much it's hard to tell

Theo said I wasn't going to heaven

Then I'll see him down in hell

[Chorus 2]

I hold these views but I get no respect

I guess that we just don't philosophically connect

[Outro]

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