All My Exes Are Doing Better Than Me

[Refrain]
All my exes are doing better than me
One's got her engineering PhD
Two have families, one's a Grammy nominee
All my exes are doing better than me
Meanwhile, I've got a closet full of secondhand dreams
I guess in all this losing, I lost a part of me

[Post-Refrain]
She moves on, but I don't
Moves on, but I don't
Moves on, but I don't
Maybe I'm wired differently
I forget, then I don't
Say I quit, but I won't
Say I quit, but I won't
Maybe I like the misery

[Verse 1]
I took all my chances
But nothing quite caught on
Each yеar, I'm losing value
Not much left for me to pawn

[Verse 2]
And I followеd her fire
Flames can't match a storm
I felt it in my chest, it was all for the best
But sometimes you get it wrong
Looks like I got it wrong
[Refrain]
All my exes are doing better than me
One's got her engineering PhD
Two have families, one's a Grammy nominee
All my exes are doing better than me
And I know what's a line in reality
But it sure seems like you've got it good since me

[Outro]
You're doing good without me
So good without me
You're doing good without me
So good