[Verse 1]
The sleepless nights, the daily fights
The quick toboggan when you reach the heights
I miss the kissin' and I miss the bites
I wish I were in love again

[Verse 2]
The broken dates, the endless waits
The lovely lovin' and the hateful hates
The conversation with the flyin' plates
I wish I were in love again

[Bridge]
No more pain, no more strain
Yes, I'm all sane but I would rather be Gaga

[Verse 3]
The pulled-out fur of a cat and cur
The fine mismating of a him and her
I've learned my lesson and I wish I were in love again

[Verse 4]
The furtive sigh, the blackened eye
The words: "I love you 'til the day I die"
The self-deception that believes the lie
I wish I were in love again
[Verse 5]
When love congeals, it soon reveals
The faint aroma of performin' seals
The double-crossing of a pair of heels
I wish I were in love again

[Bridge]
No more care, mm, no despair
Yes, I'm all there but I would rather be punchdrunk

[Verse 6]
Believe me, sir, I much prefer
The classic battle of a him and her
I don't like quiet and I wish I were
In love again, yeah, I wish I were in love again