[NELLIE]
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is somethin' to applaud
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow
And she's broad where a broad should be broad
A hundred-and-one pounds of fun
That's my little Honey Bun
Get a load of Honey Bun tonight

I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie
Only sixty inches high
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite

Her hair is blond and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly'
She's my baby, I'm her pap
I'm her booby, she's my trap
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey Bun

I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey Bun

Believe me sonny
She's a cookie who can cook you 'til you're done
Ain't bein' funny
Sonny, put your money
On my Honey Bun