[Verse 1]
Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor
You would laugh to beat the band
Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor
That romance is simply grand

[Verse 2]
Since you took it right on the chin
You have lost that bright toothpaste grin
My mental state is all a-jumble
I sit around and sadly mumble

[Verse 3]
Fools rush in, and here I am
Very glad to be unhappy
I can't win, but here I am
More than glad to be unhappy

[Verse 4]
Unrequited love's a bore
And I've got it pretty bad
But for someone you adore
It's a pleasure to be sad

[Verse 5]
Like a straying baby lamb
With no mammy and no pappy
I'm so unhappy
And oh, so glad