My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine
Won't you stay?
You make each day a Valentine's day

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Honey, are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine
Stay
Won't you stay?
You make each day a Valentine's day
My funny valentine
My funny valentine
You make each day Valentine's day
Won't you stay?
Oh, baby, please
Please