[Verse 1]
Where's that rainbow you hear about?
Where's that lining they cheer about?
Where's that love nest where love is king ever after?

[Verse 2]
Where's that blue room they sing about?
Where's that sunshine that they fling about?
I know morning will come, but pardon my laughter

[Bridge]
In each scenario
You can depend on the end where the lovers agree
But I'm no Lothario
Why should I roam with a dome Vaselined as can be?

[Verse 3]
It is easy to see alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Be just dandy for everybody but me

[Bridge]
Fortune never smiles
But in my case it just laughs right in my face
If I looked for a horseshoe, I suppose
It would bop me right in the nose
If I have ever had luck
It's bad luck for sure
And Pollyanna stuff too
Man, it's tough to endure
[Outro]
It is easy to see alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Be just dandy for everybody but me
Be just dandy for everybody but me