[Verse 1: Dan Lord]
Me and my friends get no respect
What does Scooby do that we neglect?
We be puttin' all our foes in check
But me and my friends get no respect
So what? Who cares? 
We're doin' it how we like
I'm singin' into my mic, a special underwater mic
Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the days?
From Ahab, crabs who steal and eerie eels with evil rays?
Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?
You know who I'm talkin' about
He's fat and short on brains
And I do not mean Captain Caveman
I mean Jabberjaw!

[Verse 2: Dan Lord, Liz Milewicz, both]
Tries to further justice without making waves
And to impress the ladies but his subtle ways
Get lost between the sediment and water mains
I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait ("No respect!")
So what? Who cares?
When a supervillain plots
To send an army of lobster bots, to tie you up in sailor's knots?
Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day?
From Ahab, crabs who steal and eerie eels with evil rays?
Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?
Who's gonna stand for justice, when bad guys break the law?
You know who I'm talkin' about
We're Clamhead, Shelley, and Bubbles, and Biff,
But if you're catchin' a whiff of fish
It's Jabberjaw!