Oh, oh Beemo
*snap, snap*
How’d you get so pregnant?
“Who’s the mother? Oh, who’s the father?”
Shh! I’ll tell you—
If you keep it a secret.
“We will! We will! We willllll!”
All right:
Last night, an electric presence
came into my room and said,
“BMO, I need-a your perfect body
to host the human
incarnation of a
baaaaay-beee!”