I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity

I'll hit the stage everyone'll be screamin my name
Paparazzi gonna follow me every place
I'm gonna sell 10 million copies my first cd
I'm even gonna make my own movie

And oh... Yeah I'm
Goin' big time Judy will wanna be mine
And oh... Yeah I'm
Even gonna have my own clothing line... That's right

[Chorus:]
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity
I'll hit the clubs rollin' up in my limousine
Girls will be cryin', guys will be wishin' they were me
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity

I'll have my own yacht... I'll have my own jet
Painted on the side in bright red it's gonna say Fred
Here comes a crazy fan... Uh huh... Up in my face... Oh no
Security... Take this guy Kevin away
And oh... Yeah I'm
Goin' big time Judy will wanna be mine
And oh... Yeah I'm
Just getting started... You know I'm goin' world wide

[Chorus:]
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity
I'll hit the clubs rollin' up in my limousine
Girls will be cryin', guys will be wishin' they were me
I wanna be... I wanna be
I wanna be a celebrity
Yo! Hey what's happening dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance, real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
So move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin', mom was, too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!
T, double E, N, T, I, T, A, N, S
They're the real hero's takin' down the Big Menace
Teen Titans flow
Teen Titans know
When there's real trouble, baby
Teen Titans go!
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?!
I can't, it's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?!
I do!
Well, I don't!
*Gasp* Squidward...
Homer: Bart!
Marge: Go to your room
Bart: Yeah, right
[KYLE, spoken]
Okay Ike, let's try this one more time: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
[IKE, spoken]
Don't kick the baby

[KYLE, spoken]
Kick the baby!
(Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(Pokémon) Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
(Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all) A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon! And it's really weird (weird)
It's like a fake beard (darn)
Somethin doesn't seem right to me
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Rudolph?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) Creepy! Ahh!
I can't take it!
Did you hear that? (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Ahh! Ahh!
This just isn't right!
Ahh!
If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (uh-huh)
That would be creepy (creepy!)

And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard (Is that Dad?)
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't)
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy!)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy!)
And it's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't)
If snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

That's what I'm talkin 'bout!