Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son-of-a-gun
I wear My jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
I'm here for the beer and the ball-busting band
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can

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You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leavin' till they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party

I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good
And if I gave 'em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would
Ive been waitin' all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines

[Repeat Chorus]
Don't want no purple hooter shooter just some Jack on the rocks
Don't mind me if I start that trashy talk!

[Repeat Chorus twice]