Five of the PM rolls around, there's a
Little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers and
A juke box song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stonin'
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
Guess I had it coming I deserved the due

Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh my God, its 2 o'clock, I can't find my keys and my trucks locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive you truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up
(all jacked up, all jacked up)
Oooooooooo

One thing I've learned when you get tore up;
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up

Yeh yeh yeh yeh