[Intro]
Me no know how dem man deh fi talk 'bout a dem a run di place, and 'bout dem a badman, and a bleach dem face, and a cream dem hair, and inna tight pants
Badman dem bumboclaat...

[Verse 1]
Well, I can't believe a how battyman get so bold
Me can't believe say, Rastaman a turn pussyhole
Me can't believe the likkle tecka dem get so cold
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Me can't believe some name me a hear say a men
Me can't say tight pants come in again
Me can't believe say gunman and battyman a friend
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Me can't believe say battyman a run people's place
Me can't believe the shotta dem a bleach out dem face
Me can't believe say certain man a come pon we base
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Me can't believe the gyal dem a go the other way
Me never know Jamaica woulda have so much gay
Me can't believe the government dem inna foul play
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!

[Bridge]
Well, if somebody did tell me, me woulda say, "A lie!"
Say certain man a certain man, and certain boy a guy
Me see it fi myself, water full up mi eye
Da one gyal, da one deh a spy!

[Verse 2]
Pussyholes can't believe say gunman a buss murder case
Can't believe say ghetto youths a live certain place
Dem can't believe a we that stand up side of Mase
Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!
Dem can't believe say, little from this, dem haffi run!
Dem can't believe a we decide when war fi done
Dem can't believe a we sit down pon certain gun
Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!
Dem can't believe say ghetto youth a sit down and think
Dem can't believe say ghetto man have Alizé a drink
Dem can't believe say Matthews Lane and Garden man a link
Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!
Dem can't believe say dem deh a foreign and a gaze
Dem can't believe, when dem come back, a we a blaze
Dem can't believe a our new tunes have the craze
Dem can't believe dem eye! Dem can't believe dem eye!

[Verse 3]
Well, I can't believe a how battyman get so bold
Me can't believe some big Rastaman a fassyhole
Me can't believe the likkle tecka dem get so cold
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Mi eye!
Me can't believe some name me a hear say a men
Me can't say tight pants come in again
Me can't believe say gunman and battyman a friend
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Me can't believe a battyman a run people's place
Me can't believe the shotta dem a bleach out dem face
Me can't believe say certain man a come pon we base
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
Me can't believe the gyal dem a go the other way
Me never know Jamaica woulda have so much gay
Me can't believe the government dem inna foul play
Me can't believe mi eye! Me can't believe mi eye!
[Outro]
Well, if somebody did tell me, me woulda say, "A lie!"
Say certain man a certain man, and certain man a guy
Me see it fi myself...