[Verse 1]
She don't love me
She loves my automobile
She don't love me
She loves my automobile
But she would do anything
Just to slide behind the wheel

[Verse 2]
She said, "What's it going to take
For you to lay your top on down?"
She said, "What's it going to take
For you to lay your top on down?"
I said, "Honey, why don't you ask me
When we get to the outskirts of town?"

[Instrumental Break 0:48-1:26]

[Outro]
Well, now she don't care
If I'm stoned or sloppy drunk
Well she don't care
If I'm stoned or sloppy drunk
Long as she got the keys
And there's a spare wheel in her trunk