[Verse 1]
Tidify da, sinmah gough dah hep
Haing ding fum gogamamo
Stry da fings thadd awondt oont do
Butt any il thang thad a wondt meeto
Shees my nurirng my nu esit seten' ra
Mind at a ros reshoo
I don loo kadang doo my net
Loohah leten meen you
Hmm, I wouldn't touch her
With a ten foot pole

[Verse 2]
Try-da-fy thedit dern tasgoo
Itel dang ifl eeton if airs ron wichoo
Day me dy ron my nek
Thars a dang ana ding doo itan beegon
Shee kina sitn wita ly dou fang
Let it ang wit a itin imin babee
Ide oln lee pak da thangs yoodo
Letit ang ifen eeton wacha ron wichoo
I wouldn't touch her
With a ten foot pole

[Instrumental Break 1:23-2:22]
[Bridge]
I wouldn't touch her
With a ten foot pole
You just don't know what shape I'm in

[Instrumental Outro 2:40-4:20]