[Verse 1]
Whatever happened to PJ Proby?
Wonder can you fix it, Jim?
Where the hell do you think is Scott Walker?
My memory is gettin' so dim

[Verse 2]
Don't have no frame of reference no more
Not even Screaming Lord Sutch
Without him now there's no Raving Loony Party
Nowadays I guess there's not much

[Bridge]
To relate to anymore
'Less you wanna be mediocre
Ain't nothin' new under the sun
And the moon and the stars now chum

[Verse 3]
I'm makin' my way down the highway
Still got a monkey on my back
Facin' it head on and doin' it my way
Please, can you cut me some slack?

[Organ Solo]
[Saxophone Solo]

[Bridge]
There's nothin' to relate to anymore
Unless you wanna be mediocre
Ain't nothin' new under the sun
And the moon and the stars now chum

[Verse 3]
Still makin' my way down the highway
Still got a monkey on my back
Facin' head on and doin' it my way
Please, can you cut me some slack?

[Verse 4]
All the cards fell so many rounds
Down the road a piece, Jack
Saw a bus comin' and I had to get on it
I'm still tryin' to find my way back

[Verse 5]
Whatever happened to all those dreams a while ago?
Whatever happened way across the sea?
Whatever happened to the way it's supposed to happen?
And whatever happened to me?