[Intro]
Is anybody captain of this ship?
A steady hand is needed, I'm not in
Here we go now!

[Verse]
Captain Plastic
The trouble with reality is it's true
Drastic, drastic
You took me from behind
Spastic Plastic
A struggle with reality, so who are you?
Captain Plastic
You're just a different kind

[Chorus]
And I blew my money
And you blew my mind
But they were inspirational times
And I blew my money
And you blew my mind
But they were inspirational times

[Verse]
Captain Plastic
The trouble with reality is it's true
(Drastic, drastic)
You're just a different kind
Spastic Plastic
A struggle with reality, so who are you?
(Captain Plastic)
You're just a different kind
[Bridge]
Captain
Plastic
Strapped in
It's drastic
Spiral
'Tastic
Is captain
Strapped in?

[Chorus]
And I blew my money
And you blew my mind
But they were inspirational times
And I blew my money
And you blew my mind
But they were inspirational times

[Interlude]
Here we go now!

[Verse]
Captain Plastic
The trouble with reality is it's true
Drastic, drastic
You took me from behind
Captain Plastic
A struggle with reality, so who are you?
Captain Plastic, Captain Plastic, Captain Plastic