I was your pussy cat
You wore out your welcome mat
You used to be the cat's meow
You're in the doghouse now

You're such a handsome hound
You'll wind up in the pound
All you can say is bow-wow-wow
You're in the doghouse now

It was grand
Yes, it was swell
But you bit the hand
That fed you so well

I hate a dog who begs
With his tail between his legs
Find a new place to bum your chow
Who's in the doghouse now?

On the town
Out on the trail
Don't come 'round
Go chase your own tail

I heard from Socrates
"Sleep with dog, wake up with fleas"
I never liked you anyhow
You're in the doghouse now
You're in the doghouse now
You're in the doghouse now
Down, boy