Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou

You're going round the circle through another phase
Your temperature rising, you're wining and dining a girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business
She gives to older men
And it's oh so understandable this lady-killer move
There must be something bottled up
You think you gotta prove
'Cause now that you're a member
Of something on the side

It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you - control - the itch?

Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou

To tell the truth you're old enough to be her dad
She ain't gonna let up she wants you to set up a cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you
And everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker for a pretty face
The nights you're home a Romeo'll be there to take your place
'Cause now that you're a member
Of something on the side
It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you - control - the itch?

You tell the wife another business trip abroad
It's getting too much you better not touch what you cannot afford
I know it's monkey business
And I've seen it all before
And I know that you were overcome when she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same to me and all the rest
'Cause now that you're a member
Of a little bit on the side

It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you - control - the itch?

Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
(repeat to fade)