Cuma westas chickadee
Have a housemaid on your knee
Eat an apple ev'ry day
An onion keeps ev'ryone away
Have an athlete on your feet
Have some lovesmell on your shee
Eat an apple ev'ry day
The doctor has got to keep away
He'll tell you
Thanks for the mem'ry
Thanks for it all
Wham bam
Thank you malm
Thanks for the ball

Have a burgular alarm
Have a milkmaid on your farm
Can you raise a ballyhoo
If only there's nothing else to do
Have some butter with your fly
They sald bananas could get you high
Eat an apple ev'ry day
The doctor has got to earn his pay
He'll tell you...
Cuma westas chickadee
Tap the water on your knee
Eat an apple ev'ry day
The doctor has got to keep away
He'll tell you...