Let me tell you bout the in and outs of love
Let me tell you about a bit of push and shove
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes (wo oh)
Like he just even picks at everything he likes

Doesn't matter if you're naturally one way
Doesn't matter if you're actually, well gay
There's nothing like it when sensations coincide
Hidden mysteries that flies can never hide

Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

Let me tell you bout the up and down romances
Let me tell you how the bad girl makes advances
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes (wo oh)
He's a ladykillier, doing what he likes

Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more
There's nothing like it when frustrations are relieved (oh ho)
And when fantasy ambitions are achieved

Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh when I'm dancing
Oh I ain't fighting with you no more

When I'm when i'm dancing, etc
(I hate dancin'!)