Oh there were five ten fifteen men
Bouncing beer bellies and they're dancing round again
Two four six and maybe eight
Rowdy people rocking giving it the G.B.H

It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays

C'mon let me tell ya
There were hard case men about the house
Dreaming of Samantha in a well filled blouse
Black white yellow livewires
Getting on together like a house on fire

It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays

Let me tell ya let me tell ya

Oh there were
High jinx everybody quit it
Looking all around me like a bomb has hit it
Knock knock anybody there
Piccadilly is a circus and Leicester is a square
It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays
Hit it hit it hit it hit it - Hit it hit it hit it hit it
It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays
Let me tell ya let me tell ya
It's hard having fun nowadays
You just gotta find some new ways
It's hard having fun nowadays
It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays
It's hard having fun nowadays
And we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays