[Intro]
Myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Verse 1]
He'll wanna read your palm and keep you calm
Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tattoo going down his arm -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Well, he's the living proof of eternal youth
Got an icecold diamond in his tooth
And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Chorus]
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a mystery
A double-dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Verse 2]
He's into shooting stars
Eccentric cars
Grew up fussing
Fighting in the bars
All he's got to show for it's the battle scars
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
[Chorus]
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a mystery
A double-dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Post-Chorus]
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Verse 3]
Whatever makes him tick
Go take your pick
With a five-line rhyming limerick
Is it his silver tongue?
Well, maybe that's the trick
Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones

[Chorus]
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a mystery
A double-dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
[Outro]
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones