[Verse 1]
Who had the girls turning handsprings
Crazy to love him, claimed he
Who could so misunderstand things
You're looking at me
Who was so sure of his conquest
Sure as a human could be
Who wound up losing the contest
You're looking at me, you're looking at me

[Bridge]
Where is that boy
Who was certain his charms couldn't fail
Where is that boy
Who believed every word of this ridiculous tale

[Verse 2]
Who was so childishly flattered
Thought he'd swept her off her feet
Who woke to find his dream shattered
Might I repeat, might I repeat
For you needn't strain your eyes
To see what I want you to see
That's right, you're looking at me

[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
Where is that boy
Who was certain his charms couldn't fail
Where is that boy
Who believed every word of this ridiculous tale

[Outro]
Who was so childishly flattered
Thought he'd swept her off her feet
Who woke to find his dream shattered
Might I repeat, might I repeat
For you needn't strain your eyes
To see what I want you to see
That's right, you're looking at me