Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room

Randy and Robin, they book the queer bands
They book the shitty ones, they won't book us
They've got Herpes, the Probers too
They all suck and so do you

Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags - here comes one too

Randy and Robin, they book The Probers
They book Thrasher, and Herpes too
They book the queer bands, they won't book us
They say we make up a mess of The Zoo

Randy, Robin, they got fags in the zoooooooo