[Verse 1]
What is she supposed to do when he shows up?
What is she supposed to do when he's in love?
He watches her every fucking day
What is she supposed to say-ay-ay?

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, well, big deal
But this is for real

[Chorus]
He's unoriginal
He's so cynical
He's first in line to her every move
She's the itch he's gotta soothe
His abuse is physical
It should be criminal
But he does it in unoriginal ways
His mind's in nothing but a daze

[Verse 2]
Copycat, don't think you should do that
He fusses too much, and that's a fact
But he's the angel, right?
Nobody knows he's fucking fatal at night
Stay out of his sight if you wanna make it tonight
[Interlude]
Trust me
That guy has not had an original thought
In his fucking little pathetic life

[Pre-Chorus]
Actually a big deal
I told you this was real

[Chorus]
He's unoriginal
He's so cynical
He's first in line to her every move
She's the itch he's gotta soothe
His abuse is physical
It should be criminal
But he does it in unoriginal ways
His mind's in nothing but a daze, daze, daze, daze, daze

[Bridge]
He's been like this for days
He should get some help
I mean well
But he needs to take some time to his self
Or this won't end well
[Chorus]
He's unoriginal
He's so cynical
He's first in line to her every move
She's the itch he's gotta soothe
His abuse is physical
It should be criminal
But he does it in unoriginal ways
His mind's in nothing but a daze

[Outro]
Copycat, don't think you should do that