[Verse: Matthew Sturniolo, Nicolas Sturniolo, & Christopher Sturniolo]
Saying that (Whatever), I didn't say that once
"I didn't say it once, oh my god, I didn't say it once
Not one time did I say that"
Search up— (Bald)
Bald (You sound like the dude from SpongeBob; "Bald-uh")
Well, Nick, how do you lose your toothbrush?
For—, the bathroom— ("Nick, how do you lose your toothbrush?")
Now my fucking Skittles are melting
("Oh, my Skittles are melting")
Yeah, well, you're just like, breaking the product (Shut up)
"You're breaking the product, you're breaking the product"
No, a lot of people put like, brandy in it (Oh, oh)
And make a big, fancy holiday drink
I didn't know that you knew that
Dirty water into her mouth ("Dirty water")
Not dirty water (Matt), it's not dirty water
("Dirty water into her mouth") It's not dirty water, it's—
"Squeezing dirty water into her mouth" (Matt)
Imagine that, Nick, can you stop?
You're gonna fucking break the window, you fucking idiot, Jesus
(That's a little cray-cray) That was crazy
He said, "You're gonna fucking break the window"
Like that, Nick (I forgot what I was saying, you interrupted me)
There's no way, "I forgot what I was saying" (Well then why didn't—?)
Get him a pot, a big pot ("A big pot")
'Cause we don't have a mixing bowl
Yeah, bitch, get me a big pot!
Po, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Twinky-Winky
(I love the way Matt says Laa-Laa, say it again) Laa-Laa?
("Laa-Laa,"; "Laa-Laa")
Cargo trousers ("Cargo trousers")
("Whatcha 'pinion?") "Whatcha 'pinion on the cargo trousers?"
(—dreamt) Want to know what else is crazy?
Sorry, you were talking ("Want to know what else is crazy?")
Hey, shh ("Hey, shh")
Wha—? No, like, I'm talking, like, you had see— ("Wha—?")
(Lock the door) "Lock the door," okay, conductor Matt
"Lock the doors"
(Nick?) Shut up, I hear you, I can't do anything about it