Im a Gnarly Boy

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
What's up guys, it’s Lil Eggsoup
Me and Kori are wanted for terrorism in three different continents
So we're livin' in a random island with some random-ass tribe
Let’s get it
(Xoxo on the beat)
Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Uh
Uh

[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Ca- Can't fuck no bitches 'cause I got a small cock
Can't believe my dog chewed up my cum sock
Don't suck me off, bitch, I don't do no small talk
I- I left him all dead ’cause he stepped on my block
Fuck with me, you get introduced to my Glock

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch I’m a muh'fuckin’ gnarly boy
I ride on my dildos, I love all my sex toys
Oh it's Smeat Gang, you get fucked in your asshole
You get tossеd around like it's muh'fuckin’ Super Bowl
Ca-Call me up whеn you need thot patrol
Playin' these hoes like it's a remote control
Bitch I'm Lil Eggsoup, and I take your soul (Gang)
Fuckin' with me, you get put on my roll
You takin' my music, but it's too hard to scroll
(Huh, damn) That's facts
[Interlude: Lil Kori]
What's up guys, it's your boy Lil Kori
I just woke up, like
I took a hit outta my Juul and like, passed out for like two hours, bro
Like me and Eggsoup are literally wanted for fucking
Bombing Ukraine or some shit, I don't fuckin' know

[Verse 2: Lil Kori]
Ayy, I just woke up from a nap
But this shit is hard, so I wanna rap
These n***as, they talkin', but they full of cap
Four-year-old girl, and she gave me that Wap
Ayy, blow up on the track, 9/11 type beat
Eleven-year-old girl, that bitch is a freak
I dive in that coochie like it was a creek
And n***as switch up, all they do is just tweak
Lemme get some, I'm switchin' bitch
'Cause I ain't lettin' none of these n***as upset me
Now a couple of n***as I used to call brother
They actin' like bitches, I'll make them regret me
N***as will quit meme rap and then act like they're so fuckin' humble and shit, man that's lame
Like how I'm the one with no bitches when you got a whole body pillow
Like where is yo' game, n***a?

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Yeah, cash
I have no dad
Bitches is something I'll never have
Money is something I'll never have
Female validation is something I'll never have
Who are you talkin' shit to?
Child porn, I got a lot of it
Online DLC's, I got a lot of it, yeah
[Chorus: Lil Eggsoup]
Bitch- Bitch I go hard like Will Smith smackin' Chris Rock
Ca- Can't fuck no bitches 'cause I got a small cock
Can't believe my dog chewed up my cum sock
Don't suck me off, bitch, I don't do no small talk
Left- Left him all dead 'cause he stepped on my block
And if you fuck with me, then you're just gonna get introduced to my Glock

[Bridge: Lil Eggsoup]
Simple, man
Eggsoup but like absorbin' cum
Eggsoup fuckin' underage bums
Eggsoup jerkin' left over rum
I ride dick just for fun, yeah

[Outro: Lil Kori]
Yeah, huh
Ay, fuck that lil' skinny-ass fuckin', Jimmy Neutron built-ass n***a Luck1ess
This n***a got mad at me for the fuckin' Kori vs. Eggsoup
A-ha, this n***a got mad over a fuckin' swastika
But I'm a fuckin' bitch, bruh
Man, fuck outta here, bruh, I'm fuckin' you up on sight, bruh