[RAND and ADAM]
Start Jumping up and down and waving your arms around
Chest-beating, parasite-eating letting your knuckles drag on the ground
Scratch simultaneously your head and underarms
Multiple-mating, brachiating hanging out in monkey bars

Throw down your briefcase and your tie
Throw up your arms into the sky

You're gonna go ape, you'll go bananas monkeying around
Anywhere I want I'm a gorilla I weigh 800 pounds
One million typewriters a monkey for every one
You'll be a monkey's uncle, there's a barrel let's have some fun

We're gonna make a monkey out of you
We'll take you back to the dawn of the day before the time of the land the lost dinosaurs forgot to remember
Your wife and kids and pets are gonna be ok
We'll call and tell your boss you won't be in today
You're at the dawn of the day before the time of the land the lost dinosaurs forgot to remember