[BIZARRO ADAM]
Me Bizarro Adam
[BIZARRO RAND]
And me Bizarro Rand
[BIZARRO ADAM]
And me simply cannot say how "happy" me am today. Me am feeling "okay."
[BIZARRO RAND]
Wait-- Don't you mean "unhappy?"
[BIZARRO ADAM]
No, me don't mean "sad."
[BIZARRO RAND]
Me just find it surreal that this is how you would feel
So me am feeling "sorry" that you are not feeling "bad."

[CHORUS]
Here in Bizarro World
Folks go gout of their way
To smile and say,
"Have a terrible day
In Bizarro World"

[BIZARRO ADAM]
Thank you -- wait, you're "sorry?
[BIZARRO RAND]
"Sorry" you feel "good."
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Me would hope you would feel "grateful" if you understood.
[BIZARRO RAND]
One would think that me should.
Me do "care" about you; and me understand.
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Hey, what's the deal?
[BIZARRO RAND]
Me just say how me feel.
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Well that am a "nice" thing for you to say, Bizarro Rand

[CHORUS]
Here in Bizarro World
Folks go gout of their way
To smile and say,
"Have a terrible day
In Bizarro World"

[BIZARRO RAND]
There. Me have said it.
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Me hope you are "unhappy." Now me feel even "better."
[BIZARRO RAND]
I do feel "unhappy."
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Well good!
[BIZARRO RAND]
Bizarro "good," or regular good?
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Regular good, I guess. But sarcastic.
[BIZARRO RAND]
Ha! Ha!
[BIZARRO ADAM]
What am funny?
[BIZARRO RAND]
Me just got Mr Mxyzptlk joke from previous song.

[CHORUS]
Here in Bizarro World
Folks go gout of their way
To smile and say,
"Have a terrible day
In Bizarro World"

Happy means sad
And goof means bad
Sorry means glad
and whack means rad
In Bizzarro World
In Bizarro World

Where schadenfreude means espirit de corps
and the Blessed Virgin Mary is a filthy dirty whore
Menage a trois is comme ci comme ça
Le Roi shouts "Hurrah" at every coup d'etat
It's that certain how do you say, je ne sais quoi
Of Bizarro Word
The five stages of grief cause for joie de vive
And we start all AA meetings with an aperetif
Our petit bourgeoisie all go to MIT
Aue contrare means oui
and ennui means "WEEE!"

[BIZARRO ADAM]
Me am so "happy." How you feel?
[BIZARRO RAND]
Meh. Me ambivalent.
[BIZARRO ADAM]
Me just want to "live!"
[BIZARRO RAND]
Whatever.
[BIZARRO ADAM]
"Bad" day Bizarro Rand. "Hello!"
[BIZARRO RAND]
"Hello" forever!

It's bizarre over in Bizarro World
It's bizarre over in Bizarro World
It's bizarre over in Bizarro World
Here in Bizarro World
At the end of the day
Me just wanted to say
"Have a horrible Day
An awful day
Hope you hated your sstay
Now go away!
Have a terrible day
In Bizarro World!"