[Verse 1]
I got bitten by a radioactive bug
I tried an experimental drug
I went out for a stroll on a gamma-testing range
I found an enchanted Uru cane
I made a serum that made me small
I modified the serum so it would make me tall
I got radioactive isotope in my eye
A dying alien helped me accessorize
I gained the proportionate strength of a spider
Now I'm invincible, now I can fly
I lost my sight and my other senses were heightened
I'm gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crime

[Chorus]
Now I'm a super hero
I'm a super hero now
Now I'm a super hero
I got my super powers

[Verse 2]
My best friend and my girlfriend (and her brother) went into space
Who'd of thought we'd get bombarded by cosmic rays
It turns out I'm the last of a powerful alien race
My mother formed me from a lump of magic clay
I'm given super powers by a yellow sun
I studied under the Ancient One
I got an adamantium skeleton
Some grizzled old wizard taught me a magic acronym
Now I got the wisdom of Solomon
And the strength of Hercules
I haven't memorized what A.Z.A.M. was
But I still fight evil in my red pajamas

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I gotta get me a helicopter and you can get a jet plane
We'll take out their surveillance tower
We can make up code names

[Verse 3]
And when you get home at the end of your day
I'll pack your parachute and put away your utility belt and gas grenades
You were never meant to see
I showed you my secret identity--
I suppose I could always hypnotize you
If I wanted to
But I propose another thing:
You can wear my decoder ring
We'll have matching hovercraft, we'll go undercover
After all we might just fall like stars from the sky
You know too but I know you, you won't be happy 'til you try
Superhero team-up:
Cowboy secret space detective true love
Super villain two-in-one:
The bad guys have taken over Washington
Don't be scared cause I'm prepared
There's an emergency but I'm ready

[Outro]
Cause fortunately
I'm a super hero too
I got super powers
Just like you
Now I'm a super hero
Now I'm a super hero
Now I'm a super hero
I got my