[Chef]
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Wyclef!

I go by the name of Wyclef Jean
We are the Refugee All-Stars
We salute the soldiers around the world

Cartman: Hell, yeah!

This one's called "Bullet in your Bubblegoose"

Cartman: Mac 10!
Kyle: Cartman, this isn't Mack 10!
Cartman: Seriously! Mack 10!

Sit right back and you hear a tale
Of a hustler round my way
Who used to clock around the block
Where my grandma stayed

Black BMW with rims to match
Windows bullet-proof
One night he jumped out the car
And caught a bullet in his bubblegoose

He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose
He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose
He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose
He caught a bullet in his bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose

Sit right back and you hear a tale
Of a young girl around my way [Cartman: Westside]
Who used to dance around the way
From where my homeboy stayed

Black BMW with rims to match
Windows bullet-proof
One night she jumped out the car
And caught a bullet in her bubblegoose

She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose

She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose

Cartman: Mack 10 you guys!
Kyle: This isn't Mack 10, Cartman!
Cartman: It is Mack 10!
Cartman: Kenny! Your family's poor, Kenny! Get up, Kenny! Kenny! Your dad's an alcoholic!
Kenny: (Fuck you, Cartman!)

Cartman: Yeah, Mac 10 in the big house you guys!
Kyle: Cartman, you're ruining the song
Cartman: Fuck you guys!

She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose

She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
She caught a bullet in her bubblegoose
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose

Cartman: Bubblegoose you guys!
Kyle: Damn that's high, dude
Cartman: Mack 10!

This one's for the people

Cartman: Hell yeah