[Verse]
I must have asked you in September
I knew that you would not remember
We were walking in the hallway
I swore, I heard your mouth say
You would go to the Halloween dance with me
A condition that no one else can see
I agreed and got a rubber mask
Not knowing that all your friends would ask

[Pre-Chorus]
I must have called you fifteen times today
Should have known you found someone else to be your date
Did you ever have to go this way?

[Chorus]
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, o-woah-oh

[Bridge]
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse]
I must have asked you in September
I knew that you would not remember
We were walking in the hallway
I swore, I heard your mouth say
You would go to the Halloween dance with me
A condition that no one else can see
I agreed and got a rubber mask
Not knowing that all your friends would ask
[Pre-Chorus]
I must have called you fifteen times today
Should have known you found someone else to be your date
Did you ever have to go this way?

[Chorus]
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, o-woah-oh

[Outro]
Be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh
Be stag, be stag, be stag, you gotta be stag, o-woah-oh