I wanna be a dog
I wanna lay around all day
Don't wanna be part of the stupid games that people play

I wanna be a dog
Throw all my cares away
Can't wait for you to get back home so that we can play

I wanna be a dog
A dog

I wanna be a dog
You can teach me how to beg
I'll lick my balls and then when you get home I'll hump your leg

I wanna be a dog
Just don't be cruel to me
Don't want to be in one of those commercials on TV

I'll always curl up by your side
When I've seen all the tears you've cried
I'll sleep next to you at night
Scratch my ears and hold me tight
I wanna be the best fucking friend you've ever had
Cause you're so rad
I wanna be a dog
I wanna be a dog
I wanna be a dog
I wanna be a dog