SURROGATE WITH LYRICS | MISTFUL CRIMSON MORNING COVER
[Squidward spoken]
“How can that be me? When I’m standing right here!”
[Surrogate sung]
May- I have- a word with- you behind that same old register”
[Squidward]
Oh Neptune… Am I dreaming???
I’m sensing doom… Gonna be screaming…
Oh…
[Little tutorial break]
[Surrogate, whispered]
Go on... Close your eyes... It's okay...
[Surrogate]
Mr. Tentacles
Can you hear me? This isn’t a hypothetical
I don’t appreciate being ignored, it’s unacceptable
[Squidward]
Maybe if I just close my eyes
He’ll go away and it’ll be just a bad night
Just don’t worry and it’ll all be alright
[He blinks]
[Surrogate]
Figured I’d step inside
Couldn’t hear me from the outside
I heard your thoughts of suicide
So I have an offer for you to decide…
[Squidward]
When did you get in?
Look, we got off on the wrong fin
We close in under five minutes
The grill’s about closed,very sorry for your late visit
[Surrogate]
Ah..No..
I’m not here for a Krabby Patty
I’m here cause you’re barely happy
You spend your days dreaming of better days
Those days are here; Let’s help you find the way
[Squidward]
Say, how do you feel about Mayonnaise?
I have some, so you better stay away!
Sorry, but I’m all out of vacation days
Won’t leave despite the minimum pay!
[Surrogate]
HA! Ha. Ha. Ha
I’m not one of them
Call me a friend-
To change your end
Your misery
Can Swap in place with me
[Squidward at the same time surrogate above]
What?
Are you- then, go and explain!
[Squidward]
Look Please-
Thheee- Krusty krab has a no soliciting policy
[[Surrogate]]
Squiiddddwaaarrdd-
I just have to offer-
[[Squidward]]
I’m not here to barter….so…
[[Surrogate]]
You need not to write a two weeks notice to your boss
[[Squidward]]
I ask you to leave- I insist, I don’t want any hours lost-..
[[Surrogate same time below]]
I’d do your hours and double for you, while you are far away
I promise this, you’d enjoy your stay
[[Squidward same time above]]
Just!- go!
[[Squidward]]
T-Thank you for the offer- but I’m fine! Really
[[Surrogate same time below]]
Theres no need to hide your agony-
Right Now… you frown….Always!
[[Squidward same time above ]]
Please Leave….Leave now
[[Surrogate]]
The same repeated excuses
Your reasons never put to use-
I can be your devine muse
Put through your life's various abuse
[Squidward]
I said go right now!
[Surrogate]
The arrogance fills your ears
Despite me promising you better years
[Squidward]
I’m not paid enough for this show!
For the last time, my answer is no!
My shift ends in a few moments
So find someone else for this torment!
[Surrogate, same time as Squidward Tennisballs below]
I sense lies beneath…
[Squidward Tortellini, as the same time as Surrogate above]
For the last time, I said go!
For the last time, my answer is no!
[Surrogate does not take it lightly]
[Surrogate]
.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ
.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ
[Squidward]
AH! OH NEPTUNE WHAT THE *dolphins* IS GOING ON THIS ISN'T RIGHT OH NEPTUNE- MR. KRABS! HELP ME PLEASE! SPONGEBOB- SPONGEBOB ISN'T HERE- OH NEPTUNE I WISH SPONGEBOB WAS HERE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! GET AWAY YOU UGLY- HANDSOME- YOU EVIL CREATURE! MR. KRABS, GET OUT HERE! PLEASE! MR. KRABS!!! SOMEONE’S RUINING YOUR MONEY OR SOMETHING!! MR KRABS!!!
[Surrogate]
No one’s coming to help you except me
Your boss is so much happier, and soon you will be
[Squidward]
What in the blue sea did you do to Eugeneeeeeee?
[Surrogate]
It’s no longer of your concern
He’s gotten what he deserves
Now it’s time for the paradise you’ve earned~!
[Squidward]
It’s still of all my concern!
I hated him, but it’s not what he deserves!
It’s time for this parasite to go home and return!
[[Surrogate]]
SQUIDWARD!!!!
[[Squidward]]
Your “happiness” is all lies!
[[Surrogate]]
SORROW
MUCH I SORROW FOR YOUR BLIND EYES
[[Squidward same time below]]
Oh Someone please wake me up from all this!
I can’t even think through all this mist!
Oh Please! I don’t want your bliss!!
[[Surrogate same time above]]
I CAN BE AS REAL AS YOU
[[Squidward]]
I, Beg! Mercy!
On! My soul!
Its not yours!
Some-One Help me!
Somone, Normal
And not awful!
You- are a wretched beast!
Looking for someone to feast!
Seawolf- In my clothing
[[Surrogate]]
FRIEND- MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING TO ITS VERY END
LET MY HANDS GUIDE AND TWIST YOUR FATE TO MY OWN BEND
YOU’LL ACHIEVE TRUE HAPPINESS JUST AS I WILL
AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE REASON FOR YOUR MISGUIDED SQUEALS
IT’S REAL
[[Squidward]]
PLEASE No More! Your pitch I just can’t longer endure!
WHAT THE BARNACLES IS THIS EVEN ALL FOR?
What are these creature features staring at me!
I don’t want to be a part of your sharp teeth fiends!
[[Surrogate]]
A FRIEND, I’M A FRIEND
THEY’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEY’LL TAKE YOUR SPOT OVER AND OVER-
AGAIN…..!!!
[[Squidward]]
WELL THIS SPOTS TAKEN!!!
NOT FOR YOU TO PARTAKE IN!
THIS STORY YOU CAN’T SPIN!
SO FOR THE LAST TIME, MAKE THIS TORTURE END!!
[[Surrogate]]
JUST LISTEN!
YOUR LIFE’S A MISERABLE, DEVOID OF ANY GLISTEN
YOU WORK YOUR LIFE IN A JOB YOU HATE WITHOUT A WAGE
YOUR WORK’S HATED BY THE CROWDS, THEY’LL LAUGH IN YOUR NAME
ANOTHER WEEK YOUR WALLS FILLED WITH CRIMSON AND YOUR BRAINS
[[Squidward same time below]]
For the very last time!
I’m not bartering for my life!
I don’t want paradise, nor you taking what’s rightfully mine!
I PROMISE! TO HOLD ONTO WHAT I HAVE
NEVER FORSAKING THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME GLAD
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING
LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME GO OF YOUR CLING!!!
“How can that be me? When I’m standing right here!”
[Surrogate sung]
May- I have- a word with- you behind that same old register”
[Squidward]
Oh Neptune… Am I dreaming???
I’m sensing doom… Gonna be screaming…
Oh…
[Little tutorial break]
[Surrogate, whispered]
Go on... Close your eyes... It's okay...
[Surrogate]
Mr. Tentacles
Can you hear me? This isn’t a hypothetical
I don’t appreciate being ignored, it’s unacceptable
[Squidward]
Maybe if I just close my eyes
He’ll go away and it’ll be just a bad night
Just don’t worry and it’ll all be alright
[He blinks]
[Surrogate]
Figured I’d step inside
Couldn’t hear me from the outside
I heard your thoughts of suicide
So I have an offer for you to decide…
[Squidward]
When did you get in?
Look, we got off on the wrong fin
We close in under five minutes
The grill’s about closed,very sorry for your late visit
[Surrogate]
Ah..No..
I’m not here for a Krabby Patty
I’m here cause you’re barely happy
You spend your days dreaming of better days
Those days are here; Let’s help you find the way
[Squidward]
Say, how do you feel about Mayonnaise?
I have some, so you better stay away!
Sorry, but I’m all out of vacation days
Won’t leave despite the minimum pay!
[Surrogate]
HA! Ha. Ha. Ha
I’m not one of them
Call me a friend-
To change your end
Your misery
Can Swap in place with me
[Squidward at the same time surrogate above]
What?
Are you- then, go and explain!
[Squidward]
Look Please-
Thheee- Krusty krab has a no soliciting policy
[[Surrogate]]
Squiiddddwaaarrdd-
I just have to offer-
[[Squidward]]
I’m not here to barter….so…
[[Surrogate]]
You need not to write a two weeks notice to your boss
[[Squidward]]
I ask you to leave- I insist, I don’t want any hours lost-..
[[Surrogate same time below]]
I’d do your hours and double for you, while you are far away
I promise this, you’d enjoy your stay
[[Squidward same time above]]
Just!- go!
[[Squidward]]
T-Thank you for the offer- but I’m fine! Really
[[Surrogate same time below]]
Theres no need to hide your agony-
Right Now… you frown….Always!
[[Squidward same time above ]]
Please Leave….Leave now
[[Surrogate]]
The same repeated excuses
Your reasons never put to use-
I can be your devine muse
Put through your life's various abuse
[Squidward]
I said go right now!
[Surrogate]
The arrogance fills your ears
Despite me promising you better years
[Squidward]
I’m not paid enough for this show!
For the last time, my answer is no!
My shift ends in a few moments
So find someone else for this torment!
[Surrogate, same time as Squidward Tennisballs below]
I sense lies beneath…
[Squidward Tortellini, as the same time as Surrogate above]
For the last time, I said go!
For the last time, my answer is no!
[Surrogate does not take it lightly]
[Surrogate]
.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ
.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ
[Squidward]
AH! OH NEPTUNE WHAT THE *dolphins* IS GOING ON THIS ISN'T RIGHT OH NEPTUNE- MR. KRABS! HELP ME PLEASE! SPONGEBOB- SPONGEBOB ISN'T HERE- OH NEPTUNE I WISH SPONGEBOB WAS HERE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! GET AWAY YOU UGLY- HANDSOME- YOU EVIL CREATURE! MR. KRABS, GET OUT HERE! PLEASE! MR. KRABS!!! SOMEONE’S RUINING YOUR MONEY OR SOMETHING!! MR KRABS!!!
[Surrogate]
No one’s coming to help you except me
Your boss is so much happier, and soon you will be
[Squidward]
What in the blue sea did you do to Eugeneeeeeee?
[Surrogate]
It’s no longer of your concern
He’s gotten what he deserves
Now it’s time for the paradise you’ve earned~!
[Squidward]
It’s still of all my concern!
I hated him, but it’s not what he deserves!
It’s time for this parasite to go home and return!
[[Surrogate]]
SQUIDWARD!!!!
[[Squidward]]
Your “happiness” is all lies!
[[Surrogate]]
SORROW
MUCH I SORROW FOR YOUR BLIND EYES
[[Squidward same time below]]
Oh Someone please wake me up from all this!
I can’t even think through all this mist!
Oh Please! I don’t want your bliss!!
[[Surrogate same time above]]
I CAN BE AS REAL AS YOU
[[Squidward]]
I, Beg! Mercy!
On! My soul!
Its not yours!
Some-One Help me!
Somone, Normal
And not awful!
You- are a wretched beast!
Looking for someone to feast!
Seawolf- In my clothing
[[Surrogate]]
FRIEND- MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING TO ITS VERY END
LET MY HANDS GUIDE AND TWIST YOUR FATE TO MY OWN BEND
YOU’LL ACHIEVE TRUE HAPPINESS JUST AS I WILL
AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE REASON FOR YOUR MISGUIDED SQUEALS
IT’S REAL
[[Squidward]]
PLEASE No More! Your pitch I just can’t longer endure!
WHAT THE BARNACLES IS THIS EVEN ALL FOR?
What are these creature features staring at me!
I don’t want to be a part of your sharp teeth fiends!
[[Surrogate]]
A FRIEND, I’M A FRIEND
THEY’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEY’LL TAKE YOUR SPOT OVER AND OVER-
AGAIN…..!!!
[[Squidward]]
WELL THIS SPOTS TAKEN!!!
NOT FOR YOU TO PARTAKE IN!
THIS STORY YOU CAN’T SPIN!
SO FOR THE LAST TIME, MAKE THIS TORTURE END!!
[[Surrogate]]
JUST LISTEN!
YOUR LIFE’S A MISERABLE, DEVOID OF ANY GLISTEN
YOU WORK YOUR LIFE IN A JOB YOU HATE WITHOUT A WAGE
YOUR WORK’S HATED BY THE CROWDS, THEY’LL LAUGH IN YOUR NAME
ANOTHER WEEK YOUR WALLS FILLED WITH CRIMSON AND YOUR BRAINS
[[Squidward same time below]]
For the very last time!
I’m not bartering for my life!
I don’t want paradise, nor you taking what’s rightfully mine!
I PROMISE! TO HOLD ONTO WHAT I HAVE
NEVER FORSAKING THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME GLAD
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING
LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME GO OF YOUR CLING!!!