[Verse 1:]
Make with the roast beef
Make with the gravy
Make with the shortcake
‘Cause Benny’s comin’ home on Saturday

Make with the cream cheese
Make with the soft bed
Make with the hot bath
‘Cause Benny’s comin’ home on Saturday

[Verse 2:]
Omit the beans
Cancel the hatch
‘Cause Benny had a plenty of that

Delete the spam
Evade the stew
Benny may be skinny
But he’s gonna be fat

Call up the girlfriends
Make with the party
Spread with the good news
‘Cause Benny’s comin’ home on Saturday
[Verse 3:]
Omit the beans
Cancel the hatch
‘Cause Benny had a plenty of that

Delete the spam
Evade the stew
Benny may be skinny
But he’s gonna be fat

Call up the girlfriends
Make with the party
Spread with the good news
‘Cause Benny’s comin’ home on Saturday