[Verse 1]
Puttin' last night together 'cause the last thing I remember
Was you in my arms in some honky tonk bar
We were slammin' that whiskey, we were two-steppin' tipsy
'Til the house lights came on, that's when all my went off
Sun in my eyes, think I drank way too much
Somethin' just ain't addin' up

[Chorus]
Where are my boots? How'd I get home?
I ain't in no cell, but I can't find my phone
What the hell did I say? Did I piss you off?
Thought you'd be here, but I woke up instead
With this beer by my bed, a hole in my heart
Pound in my head and a half cigarette
In this beer by my bed

[Verse 2]
Guess it's Bud Light for breakfast to wash down this wreckage
I did to myself, think I need me some help
There's a note up on the counter where there used to be flowers
Hell, I could ask questions for hours

[Chorus]
Like where are my boots? How'd I get home?
I ain't in no cell, but I can't find my phone
What the hell did I say? Did I piss you off?
Thought you'd be here, but I woke up instead
With this beer by my bed, a hole in my heart
Pound in my head and a half cigarette in
In this beer by my bed
This beer by my bed
[Bridge]
If I could unwind that clock, un-pour all them shots
Wouldn't be hurtin' 'bout what I forgot

[Chorus]
Like where are my boots? How'd I get home?
I ain't in no cell, but I can't find my phone
What the hell did I say? Did I piss you off?
Thought you'd be here, but I woke up instead
With this beer by my bed, a hole in my heart
Pound in my head and a half cigarette
In this beer by my bed
This beer by my bed
In this beer by my bed
Beer by my bed