[Verse 1]
It was a half-baked joke
You crack a smile
But without wrinkles under your eyes
Just look at chu, and notice the
Lack of wrinkles under your eyes
So pass the time, and pass the wine
And I'll meet you in the bathroom line
Exchanging stares in our underwear
Now close the door, it's party time

[Chorus]
Real groovy, like a sci-fi movie
Real dumb dumb dumb, like a low budget rom-com
Real, real life, Jesus Christ!
There is nothing in the air tonight
And I'm getting real sick of this shit

[Verse 2]
A little stoned, we take a walk
I know that I look best in the dark
You're ugly, but I'm uglier
Let's draw draw self-portraits in the dirt
You know your life will never be
A buddy cop comedy with a strong female lead

[Chorus]
Real groovy, like a sci-fi movie
Real dumb dumb dumb, like a low budget rom-com
Real, real life, Jesus Christ!
There is nothing in the air tonight
And I'm getting real sick of this shit

[Outro]
It's not nice, there's been a murder in the garden
It's alright, it's just a passed out pedestrian
A Horror flick on the nose for all the stupid songs you ever wrote
It's alright
It's alright