[UNCLE ALBERT]
I love to laugh, loud and long and clear
I love to laugh, it's getting worse every year

The more I laugh, the more I fill with glee
And the more the glee, the more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing, the more I'm a merrier me

[MARY]
Some people laugh through their noses
Sounding something like this, dreadful
Some people laugh through their teeth, goodness sakes
Hissing and fizzing like snakes
Not at all attractive to my way of thinking

[BERT]
Some laugh too fast
Some only blast
Others, they twitter like birds

[MARY]
You know, you're as bad as he is

[BERT]
Then there's the kind
What can't make up their mind
[UNCLE ALBERT]
When things strike me as funny
I can't hide it inside
And squeak as the squeakelers do
I've got to let go with a ho-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha too

[ALL]
We love to laugh, loud and long and clear
We love to laugh, so everybody can hear
The more you laugh, the more you fill with glee
And the more the glee, the more we're a merrier we