Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh

Don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka

Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly

Alright ladies
You know what I'm talkin' about
First they were like short
Now they're ugly
Ugly people
(Are you still a virgin?)
Don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka

Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly

Hey ladies
Do you want an ugly man?
I-I-I-I didn't think so, I didn't think so
You don't want them short
And you don't want them ugly

Don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly

Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly
Oh, you wanna touch me
Oh, but you're too ugly

You're so ugly
Your dad had to tie a pork chop around your neck
Just to get the dog to play with ya
Ooh that's ugly
Is that your face
Or did your neck throw up something?

Don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't

Ay dios mío señor
Que-que-que feo
Ay dios mío señor
Que-que

Ta-da-da-ring-ding-ding
You're such an ugly ting
Ta-da-da-ring-ding-ding
You're such an ugly ting
Ta-da-da-ring-ding-ding
You're such an ugly ting
Ta-da-da-ring-ding-ding
You're such an ugly ting

Don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka
Don't-don't-don't
Don't want no ugly motha sucka

Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't-don't-don't-don't-don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't-don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't-don't
Don't want no, don't want no
Don't want no ugly motha sucka